10x02 TOW Ross Is Fine

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10x02 TOW Ross Is Fine

Owen: I’m adopted?!

Chandler: See? Intuitive!

Bill: What? Where did you hear that?

Owen: He told me! And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell.

Chandler: Which technically now you should give back!

Colleen: You told him he’s adopted?

Chandler: I’m so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. “Owen doesn’t know he’s adopted, and he also thinks that Santa is real.”

Owen: He isn’t?!

Chandler (to Monica): We have to get out of here, baby!

10x02 TOW Ross Is Fine

10x02 TOW Ross Is Fine

Ross: Everyone? I would like to make a toast to Rachel and Joey.

Rachel: Ooy.

Ross: And to love. Ah, love. L-O-V-E, love. L is for life. And what is life without love?

Rachel: Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?

Ross: O is for “oh, wow!” The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I’m still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.

(Ross chokes up and pauses. Rachel and Joey look at him.)

Joey: Dude, are you okay?

Ross: Totally.

Rachel: Ross, you don’t seem okay.

Ross (on the verge of tears): I’m sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining.