10x14 TOW Princess Consuela
10x14 TOW Princess Consuela
Clerk: How can I help you?
Phoebe: I need to change my name, please. See, I need to change it because I’m-I’m hiding from the law. (the clerk shows no change in expression whatsoever) You’re fun.
Clerk: You need to fill out this form. (motions for the next person in line)
Phoebe: Okay, well, I just don’t, I don’t know how it works exactly. See, my name is Buffay and my husband’s name is Hannigan, so is it supposed to be Buffay-Hannigan or Hannigan-Buffay?
Clerk: It can be anything you want.
Phoebe: Well, not anything, I mean…
Clerk: Yeah… anything.
Phoebe: Oh, this could take a while.
Clerk: Get out of my line.
Phoebe: Okay.
10x14 TOW Princess Consuela
Phoebe: This is my husband Crap Bag.
Rita: Crap Bag?
Mike: If you need an easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap.
10x14 TOW Princess Consuela
Joey: Alright, look. There’s gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening.
Mackenzie: Like what?
Joey: Uhm… oh! Okay. You come with me, and you tell them that the house is haunted!
Mackenzie: What are you? Eight?
Joey: Woah, uh! Okay, let’s hear your great idea.
Mackenzie: I don’t have any great ideas. I am eight.
