(via fields-of-poppies)
5x03 The One Hundredth
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5x03 TOW The Hundredth
5x03 TOW The Hundredth
5x03 TOW The Hundredth
5x03 TOW The Hundredth
5x03 TOW The Hundredth
Chandler: You know, I don’t know if you’ve ever looked up the term “goofing around” in the dictionary. Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this newfangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, you know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.
Monica: I think you’re better than you think you are.
Chandler: Really? Okay, so…
Monica: Know when to stop.
Chandler: You know, I sensed that I should stop. So we’re okay?
Monica: Yeah. All right, I’m gonna go tell Dan that it’s not gonna happen. Don’t do the dance.
5x03 TOW The Hundredth
5x03 The One Hundredth
Nurse: Now, which of you is the father? (Points to Joey and Ross)
Phoebe: Oh no, none of them are the father. The father is my brother.
