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7x19 TOW Ross and Monica’s Cousin
7x19 TOW Ross And Monica’s Cousin
Monica: Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.
Joey: Wow! This looks great!
Monica: Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap. Umm, this one is made of bologna.
Joey: And-and-and-and-and the toothpicks?
Monica: Oh, just until the glue dries.
Joey: Thank God!
Monica: Now, these are-are more realistic, but perishable.
Joey: Ah.
Monica: Okay? Over here we have pink suede, which is nice. But umm, if it gets wet then you know it’s gonna shrink.
Joey: Well maybe we just take that one away.
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, that’s really just for me.
7x19 TOW Ross and Monica’s Cousin
Cassie: Hey! What the hell are you doing?!
Ross: Say something clever!… Okay, doesn’t have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words… Any words will do… Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever!… There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!!… I-I, I uh haven’t had sex in a very long time… Yeah, you really shouldn’t have said anything.
7x19 TOW Ross and Monica’s Cousin
Monica: Chandler!
Chandler: I’ll be right with you.
7x19 TOW Ross And Monica’s Cousin
Phoebe: Well, when can we have this shower?
Rachel: She has got so much going on we-we have only two options. We have Friday…
Phoebe: Well that’s only two days away. What is the other option?
Rachel: Yesterday!
Phoebe: Well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! We’re done!
7x19 TOW Ross And Monica’s Cousin
The Casting Director: Joey, this is the awkward part.
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. I totally understand. You need to y’know make sure I don’t have any horrible scars or tattoos. Don’t you worry; I have nothing to hide. So there you go, that’s me. One hundred percent natural!
*THUD*
Joey: I tell ya, that has never happened before.
