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8x21 TOW The Cooking Class
8x21 TOW The Cooking Class
8x21 TOW The Cooking Class
Monica: Hi! Umm, I’m Monica Geller, I’m the chef at Alessandro’s.
The Food Critic: Still?
Monica: I think the things that you said about me are really unfair, and I would like for you to give my bouillabaisse another chance.
The Food Critic: I don’t see any reason why I would do that to myself again.
Joey: Either eat it, or be in it.
Monica: Spoon? So, what do you think?
The Food Critic: I’m torn, between my integrity and my desire to avoid a beating. But I must be honest, your soap is abysmal.
8x21 TOW The Cooking Class
Rachel: You’re a horny bitch! Noooo! You’re the horny bitch! No! You’re a horny bitch!
