ROSS: I gotta say, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me give my speech. Ooh, and I have a surprise! I had to pull some strings, but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference. That’s right! These babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
RACHEL: Do you have anything that will get us out of them?
9x23 TO In Barbados
10x04 TOW The Cake
Joey: I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emma’s books.
Rachel: Oh, ok, which one?
Joey: Uh, why, it’s a… one of her favorites, uh, “Riding the Storm Out. Coping with post-partum depression” eesh! (he puts the book back and picks up another) “Love you forever”. Love you forever. By Robert Munsch. Published by Firefly books. Printed… in Mexico. A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, and while she held him she sang “I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you for always, as long as I’m living, my baby you’ll be”. And while he rocked her, he sang “I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you for always, as long as I’m living, my baby you’ll be”.
9x14 TOW The Blind Dates
Joey: You can’t have S-E-X, when you’re taking care of the B-A-B-I-E!