(via partyended)

5x12 TOW Chandler’s Work Laugh

4x22 TOW The Worst Best Man Ever

4x07 TOW Chandler Crosses The Line

Chandler: Yeah, I know what you’re thinkin’! Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy.

4x18 TOW Rachel’s New Dress

Joey: Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in.

toonumb:

Rachel: Joey, I have GOT to tell you something.
Joey: What, what is it?
Rachel: Oh my god, it’s so huge! But you just have to promise me, you cannot tell anyone!
Joey: Oh, NO no no! I don’t want to know!
Rachel: What?! YES yes yes, you do wanna know. This is UNBELIEVABLE!
Joey: I don’t care Rach! Look, i’m tired of being to guy that knows all the secrets but can’t tell anyone!
Rachel: What?! What secrets, you know secrets? What are they?
Joey: YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GOSSIPING!
Rachel: I know! I just can’t keep this one in. So I pick up the phone-
[Joey covers his ears and closes his eyes]
Joey: LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LA LA
[Rachel gives up and storms out, Chandler comes in]
Joey: LA LA LA LA I’M NOT LISTENING TO YOU AHHH AAAAAAAH
[Chandler puts the chicken up to Joey’s face]
Joey: AAAAAH [Joey opens his eyes, screams even louder and falls down]

5x11 TOW All The Resolutions