7x10 TOW The Holiday Armadillo
Rachel: Joey, y’know that you could just not throw the sticks up in the air.
Joey: What is Rock ‘n’ Roll about that?
7x10 TOW The Holiday Armadillo
Chandler: Pheebs?
Phoebe: Huh?
Chandler: Skull?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, it’s my mom’s.
Rachel: (freaking out) Oh my god!!
Phoebe: No, no, no. It’s not! It’s not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it’s Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it.
7x10 TOW The Holiday Armadillo
Rachel: Wow! It looks like the Easter Bunny’s funeral in here.
7x10 TOW The Holiday Armadillo
Chandler: Hey, you know what I was thinking? When we get married, are you gonna change your last name to Bing?
Monica: No.
Chandler: Why not?
Monica: Bing’s weird.
7x10 TOW The Holiday Armadillo
Chandler: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
Ben: Santa!
Chandler: Hey!
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Chandler: Well, I’m here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird…turtle-man?
Ross: I’m the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?
Chandler: …What?
7x10 TOW The Holiday Armadillo
Ross: Hey, I just found out, I get Ben for the holidays this year.
All: Ohh! That’s great!
Monica: Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
Ross: Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah.
Phoebe: And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull and how people die.
Rachel: You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.
Phoebe: This is from your friends at work.
Rachel: Oooh my gosh. Oh wow! Oh, I know what this is. Wait a minute, that can’t be right. Is that beer bong for a baby?
Oh Rachel.
8x20 TOW The Baby Shower
"Yeah, I know. She (Rachel) has been such a big part of my life. It feels like when “Melrose Place” got canceled."
— Chandler Bing, Friends 10x16 { TOW Rachel’s Going Away Party } (via mcpancake)
8x17 TOW The Tea Leaves
Chandler: Oh my God, honey we are so meant to be together. We both have copies of the Annie soundtrack.
Monica: Honey, both yours.
7x23 TOW Chandler and Monica’s Wedding
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Rachel: One hour.
Ross: Give me two.
Rachel: Then why do you ask?!
Ross: Okay, wish me luck.
Phoebe: Okay. I’m going with you.
Ross: Why?!
Phoebe: Ross, you’re tired. You’ve been looking all night. And clearly you suck at this.
