7x01 TOW Monica’s Thunder
Went to the store, sat on Santa’s lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven’t heard it yet so don’t try to sing along
No don’t sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!
Don’t Take No For An Answer
Bam-bam, don’t take no for an answer.
Bam-bam, don’t let love fly away.
Crazy underwear creeping up my butt
Crazy underwear always in a rut
Two of Them Kissed Last Night
There was a girl we’ll call her Betty
And a guy let’s call him Neil
Now I can’t stress this point too strongly
This story isn’t real.
Now our Neil must decide
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one who we’ll call L-L-Lulie?
He must decide, he must decide
Even though I made him up he must decide
2x12 TOA The Superbowl (Part1)
The cast of Friends sings The Lion Sleeps Tonight